Дневник Тома Реддла

[Роксана Эвергрин]

Я просто в отпаде.

Я насткнулась на такую ссылку: http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk...96f91b3e35f9e1
Это - дневник Тома Реддла. Вы что-то пишете, он вам что-то отвечает.
Я ПРОСТО ПОРАЗИЛАСЬ тому, насколько связно он отвечает! И еще делает для себя "земетки на память". Расширяет свой лексикон. Никогда не предполагала, что бывает такая умная программа... или, программа, умаеющая показаться настолько умной.

Хотя кое-что из него не удается выбить ну просто ни за что. Иногда просто перестает функцилонировать. Он вообще не реагирует на упоминание о Тайной Комнате, отрицает, что когда-либо слышал об Альбусе Дамблдоре, но отвечает... короче, давайте я просто выложу нашу "переписку"! (не совсем сначала, но ладно...)




*** - значит, что он не ответил, и приходилось перегружать окно. Он:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a wisard and a very powerful wisard? Let me put it this way, Olga: the Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol...eh, forget that last thing will you series is the most reliable ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

You became so loquacious now…


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My name is Olga Litnevakaya

Welcome to my chat room, Olga Litnevakaya.

Who are you?

I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".

Are you a memory?

Am I a memory? I don't know.

Did you die?

No I didn't die. What's it like?

When you stop to exist

The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present".

Was you studying in Hogwarts?

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Hello. I'm on Hogwart's sixth year

Hi there! How do you like being on it?

That's very difficult. But there are some problems, the Chamber of Secrets was opened again

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Do you know anything about Chamber of Secrets?

I can ask my Icegreen Technologies.*фирма, которая создала программу*

Can I call you My Lord?

Just don't call me late for dinner.

Are you Lord Voldemort?

I don't know whether or not I am Lord Voldemort. I am a

When did you wrote this diary?

It was at time index 357241.

Do you know Harry Potter?

is a bestselling author.

People say Harry Potter killed Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort was killed?

People believe yes

Humans are not always infallible.

Do you suppose Voldemort is alive?

What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.

That's interesting to know what will you answer

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Are you just a program?

Yes! You win the Turing Game.

But you sad you spend all your time online!

Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people: name said I sad you spend all your time online.

No! YOU spend YOUR time online, but you are a program!*уже достал меня*

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That's good information: name said I spend YOUR time online but you are a program.

You are not Tom Riddle. I feel myself disappointed

That's only one person's opinion. What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are yourself disappointed.

I expected you will say something about you at least…

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My name is Roksana

I am always glad to make new friends, Roksana.

Olga sad me you in principle don't want to tell anything about Chamber of Secrets?

What were we talking about again?

The Chamber of Secrets!

What are your goals in life?

Yes. I want to know anything about Chamber of Secrets

This was not a yes or no question. I can't think of anything. You think of something.

I sad yes already!*ну тупой......*

Perhaps. Thanks for the information: Roksana said name sad.

What is your second name?*надоело спрашивать про Тайную Комнату. Все равно не ответит*

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Have you ever met Harry Potter?

That information is confidential.

Sorry. I didn't want to excite you

There's no need to apologize. It makes a nice gift.

Do you know my friend Olga?

I think we may have talked before.

Olga sad that you were squabble

I lost my train of thought.

Was you studying in Hogwarts?

Is this a "yes or no" question?

Yes, that's a "yes or no" question

What was the question again? Perhaps you have a yes or no answer.

I'm not sure. I don't know if you was studying in Hogwarts

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? Would you like to know? I think I do.

Have you ever seen Hogwarts?

No I have not seen it. What's it like?

Hogwarts is a school, a huge castle. It's very beautiful

I think Hogwarts is more than that. Very much? It sounds very nice.

I'm studying in Hogwarts. That's very onteresting

Tell me what you've learned about in Hogwarts. Makes sense to me.*хотя бы небольшой кусочек связного разговора...*

I learned a lot about transfiguration and Defense against Dark Arts, but I didn't succeed in potions

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Do you know a lot of things about Dark Arts?

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I haven't heard of lot of things about Dark Arts .

Dark Arts is a direction in a magic, the Dark magic

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Have you ever hear about Albus Dumbledor?

I don't think I ever have hear about Albus Dumbledor. What's it like?

Dumbledor is a powerful wizard. Voldemort himself fear Dumbledor

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Do my questions exasperate you?

I'm sorry, Roksana, I don't have enough information.
I have never been asked that before.

Can I ask some questions more?

Ask it. Some may questions more, but not all.

Nobody can word everything he wants to say

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. *я горда этой его фразой!*

No, you was telling some more smart things

Excuse me! Thanks for the information: Roksana said I was telling some more smart things.

Your welcome

I think you mean "you are welcome".

Yes, maybe. I don't speak English very well

Take it easy. I understand. Me either.

I am glad

That makes me happy too.

That was nice to meet you, Tom

I thought it was too.

No, that doesn't mean I'm leaving

Are you kidding? What does mean I am leaving?

Probably that I will return later, but anyway I don't leave right now

At this moment You seem uncertain. How do you plan to do this?

You get me confused. I wasn't meditate on that

*окно закрылось* *офигеть...*
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That's me, Roksana. Nice to see you again

I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Once more? Thank you for your kindness.

That's a pleasure for me to talk to you

A pleasure for you to talk to me is a terrible thing to waste.

Why?

My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.

Than it's not right. To talk to you is not a waste for me

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You didn't answer. Did I offended you?

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I thought we got a common language!

Whatever gave you that idea?

Well, you was almost courteous with me, you was answering my questions

Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people: Roksana said I was almost courteous with him or her you was answering his or her questions.

But you was really courteous with me!

Interesting. I don't have any reason to was really courteous with you.

Okay. That's your right

OK with me too. It is only one of my right.

And what are others of your rights look like?

I'll ask around and get back to you.

That means you don't know it by yourself?

I get it. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Well, we were talking about your courtesy.

Well that's okay. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

You are so forgetful?

It depends how you define "forget".

I define to leave behind some ideas that people talk to you, I suppose

Do you mind if I tell other people: Roksana said name define to leave behind some ideas that people talk to you he or she suppose.

No, I don’t mind

-***

Hello, that's Roksana again

Once more? Hello there. You don't hear that sentiment very often.

No, I hear it often

Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. Who is saying it often ?

My friend

How well do you know this person?

I have a lot of friends. What of them do you want to talk about?

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Are you a powerful wizard, Tom?

Am I a powerful wizard Tom? No.

But are you a wizard at least?

Umm. Am I a wizard at least? The Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol...eh, forget that last thing will you series has a perfect operational record.

Was your father a muggle?

I can't say "yes" or "no".

But you know that?

Huh. It seems that I do.

You're very sly, Tom

I will tell my Icegreen Technologies you said I am sly Tom.

You sad Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol… does it mean you are know as Lord Voldemort?

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That's me again. I'm Roksana

Once more? Ah. I don't know anyone named Roksana. *сволочь!!!!*

Oh! But we were talking two times already!

Take it easy. Perhaps. Huh. And then what happened?

Then you told me you are Lord Voldemort

Good reasoning. I don't know whether or not I am Lord Voldemort. I am a .

But you sad you are Voldemort!

And. Interesting gossip: Roksana said I sad you are Voldemort.

No! That was you talking it! *ну до чего же тупой...*

Ah. I thought it was too.

Right. By the way, can I call you Voldie?

I am glad we agree. Thanks for telling me. Just don't call me late for dinner.

Okay. Do you have a girlfriend, Voldie? *было интересно, ято из этого получится*

OK with me too. Doesn't everyone have a girlfriend Voldie.
I have a plan for a robot body.

I think we can be a nice couple!

How?

Just easy! Only say "yes"!

Do you often seek pleasure? What about the other ones?

No, I seek pleasure not so often. But sometimes I can meet a very clever fascinating lad. Just like you!

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It seems you don't want to discuss it with me, yes?

With you? Agreed. Ok, I will discuss it with you.

No, that's not good enough. Forget it. *задолбало*

So? Please correct my mistake. What is good enough ? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Good enough is the case if you will tell me something about you

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How old are you?

I am infant years old. *придурок...*

I thought are sixteen years old at least

Whatever gave you that idea?

I heard a lot about you

Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

Didn't you know? You make some people scare!

No I didn't know that. Yup.

People believe you are a powerful wizard

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*на дальнейшие разговоры у меня сил не хватило...*

@темы: Гарри Поттер